only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)

You really think that shit would work? Dumbass, it doesn't. Who even believes in vampires?

"only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)"
"hah, that shit aint gonna work"

by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 2, 2021

finger test

to reach around a salad dodger and if your fingers dont touch take her home (see going ugly early)

i wanted to pull a chick so i employed the two finger test.

by paul johns December 15, 2004

The New Testament

When you and your partner t-pose after having an orgasm

Yeah, so when me and Jane did the New Testament, I knew she was the one

by gilf21 July 21, 2019

gay test

A girl attractive enough that only a gay guy would not have sex with her.

She isn't the hottest girl in the world, but she is a gay test.

by Justincarl January 28, 2015

teast

a testical nipple, or ball-sack nubbin

I was going down on him, and I saw a teast. Now I have to get tested.

by Malily Fralass March 27, 2007

Psycho Test

The mandatory three day waiting period between obtaining someone's number and calling them back. So named because obsessive psychopaths categorically fail to pass it.

Kevin: Yo, Chris, you talk to that dime piece you were flirting with over the weekend?

Chris: Naw, man. Still haven't passed the psycho test yet.

by Cosmo October 16, 2008

Testacular

Testicles + Spectacular = Testacular!

When two males engage in ball to ball action, that is simply out of this world!

"Hey Nick, that Lane guy is always bragging that he has a testacular time with Horhay. Why don't those fagboats keep to themselves." Said Nick.

"Jim, after I pulled out of Bobby's ass, I busted on his face and he said, Mmm Mmm...Testacular!"

by Masteroo December 28, 2007