Montana Telegram

When your buddy butt-dials you right before he starts having sex allowing you and all your friends to laugh as you hear them having sex.

Girl getting railed: Uhh uhhh
Dude getting laid: mehhrr
Dude 1: dude my friend just butt dialed me

Dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
Dude 3: definately
Dude 1: maybe he's givin her the montana muzzleloader
Dude 2- no man, shes gettin the Montana Telegram

by montanas expert May 21, 2011

television

A device that causes attention deficit...um whatever...yeah, so like i was watching friends the other night and....

Why were we so surprised on 9/11? Because we watch too much television!

by TiberiusJulius February 21, 2005

telephobia

when someone has the fear of talking on the phone.

i would call you but, i have telephobia.

by &Megan; March 17, 2006

Lloyd Telephone

An inoffensive slang referring to the Filipino people. It is a very good alternative to the other racial slur for Filipinos, the word flip. The word Lloyd Telephone is derived from the Filip habit of naming their kid's Lloyd and calling appliances and items by its full name.

eg. TV is always television, phone is always telephone

Oh look at that Lloyd Telephone janitor cleaning up the school.

by Mista Mo27 September 27, 2005

television

A complicated device that is used to brodcast propaganda to all children of a small stature and young unscathed minds. Also used to rot and/or melt older more advanced persons minds to a point of oozing out of the nose area.

Bob, the 22 year old man, was watching television as his brain started to run out of his nose.
Johny joined the voted for Ralph Nater as his mind was taken over by the green party's evil, sinister propaganda comercial scam.

by Scott Anderson December 30, 2003

telefunkin

wHEN UR FUCKIN A BIATCH N WATCHIN THE TV AT THE SAME TIME. YOU'RE A VERY FUNNY MOTHER FUCKER, BUT ALSO A TELEFUNKER.

NOUN- Telefunk... (insult) "man, That Kim Tran is a damn telefunk"
VERB- Telefunkin... "You were telefunkin that biatch last night"

by BENSTONE June 2, 2004

telemundo hot

(adjective) A person, usually female, that is attractive, but in a very fake, gaudy way. Fake tan, boobs, lips a usually a bit dim and bouncy. This is accentuated when their jewelry bounces around but their boobs don't -- they are like two cantaloupes krazy glued onto their chest.

The above refers to 95% of the women aired on the Latino TV Channel, Telemundo - including children's programing.

Friend A: Those pix of that Juanita gal are smokin' hot!
Friend B: I guess
Friend A: What you talkin' bout Willis?
Friend B: Not my cup of tea, she's just Telemundo Hot.

by LeDuke April 11, 2008