taking the piss

vb. Medical.

When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.

I had to go to the clinic and the nurse took the piss out of me

by Ben Dover of the Yard September 4, 2004

Cold Take

An opinion or prediction regarding a sports team or player that ends up becoming not true.
It can also regard to real life things.

Stephen A Smith predicting that the LA Clippers would not win a game vs the Golden State Warriors was a cold take
Collin Cowherd predicting the end of the Patriots Dynasty was a cold take
The MSM predicting Hillary Clinton to win the U.S Presidency was a freezing cold take

by BallMemes April 17, 2019

taking no prisoners

phrase used to describe when one gets very drunk, near blackout, and then commits ridiculous actions that earn them fame and a true legacy. phrase is in honor of John Belushi's "No Prisoners!" line in Animal House

"Man, last night i drank so much liquor and then performed an outrageous lip-sync of "Bohemian Rhapsody" to all my friends. I was taking no prisoners last night!"

by jbs2010 March 25, 2008

taking a basket

Its when you go to someones house and knock on there door, and go in and F*** the hell out of them, its like in the old times when you bring over cookies. but you bust n there house doin the shocker.

Matt: When are you going to take a basket to Natalie.
Jon Wayne: Whenever i feel like GAAH
Matt: I wish you would get out of my life and shut up.

KOOLAID BITCHES!!!

by Squeky Clean January 31, 2005

take a knee

To get down on one knee to suck a mans penis. It may also refer to taking two knees, for if reciever lasts longer than 15 seconds.

Norman was being a real dick on friday so i told him to take a knee and smile like a donut

by C-lub Ndawg September 19, 2006

take a seat

a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.

Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!

by u_lost March 11, 2008

Take a piss

When a person (or group of people) is pissed off and they need to “take a piss” to get it out of their system.

You were a dickhead and now your best friend Is mad at you..

“Larry, you dickhead!”

“Alright, Ron, take a piss and calm down”

Or

In a heated situation in which everyone is angry ...

“Everyone take a piss and let’s resolve this.”

by greenpoopyfrootloopy123 May 4, 2019