Smokerastination 

The process of smoking multiple cigarettes one after another in an attempt to stave off work. Often leads to dry raspy throat and phlegmatic lungs upon submission of a paper.

Bob: Can I have a cigarette?
Smokerastinator: Sorry dude, I don't have any
Bob: But you bought a carton on Tuesday
Smokerastinator: Yea Dude, but i've been doing some serious smokerastination for my history essay.

Smokerastination by smokeypokey123 January 18, 2011

smokeist 

Somebody who discriminates people based on the fact whether they smoke or not.

-Hey, this Tom really is a nice guy :)
-Nah, he smokes, he ain't no good!
-You faul smokeist you!

smokeist by bamboomy May 10, 2011

Smokerazzi

A person whose favorite past time is to smoke cheap cigarettes such as Parliments. Even better they smoke hand-rolled ciggies. A true smokerazzi also likes to dish the dirt and smoke at the same time. Generally, a smokerazzi is up in everyone's business and loves to creep. In short, a smokerazzi is like the paparazzi and a hardcore smoker rolled into one.

Zach: Oh look there's Teresa again, talking smack on people and chain-smoking ciggies.

Rebecca: She is such a Smokerazzi!!

Smokerazzi by cHsTrash May 20, 2011

smokeholics anonymous 

An identification of anonymous people who try to regulate other's personal habits like smoking.

A statutory warning was insufficient on the cigarette pack, hence came the smokeholics anonymous.

smokeholics anonymous by doodling June 30, 2011

Smoke the Veggie Stick 

Blowing a vegan.

Grl 1: Phil and I probably hook up tonight. I'm totally going to smoke the veggie stick.
Girl 2: Really, Phil's vegan? I didn't know.
Girl 1: Yeah.. I have the feeling it will taste like granola and pine needles.

Smoke the Veggie Stick by veggiesticksandvegandicks January 23, 2012

smoke bubbles 

smoke exhaled through a bubble wand.

i was at bonnaroo watching grouplove and these awesome guys were smoking weed and blowing these ridiculous smoke bubbles.

smoke bubbles by bonnarooviannn December 13, 2012

smokeboxing 

The act of smoking marijuana in an enclosed area to which no outside air can enter maximizing the effect of the marijuana through both first and second hand smoke.

When you smoke weed and close up your iron man suit to start smokeboxing and stay high

smokeboxing by Ryanpopvin July 19, 2016