shart

when you shit and fart at the same time

I just sharted in my pants.

by Sammi Sam May 31, 2006

shart

Shart- To try to fart, but u shit instead

Bill sharted in his pants

by Tabasco Sauce September 13, 2005

shart

Is when you fart and shit in your pants at the same time! =

Damn!Shart on me!Shart on my chest!Shart all over!Yea baby!

by Ellie and Liz February 11, 2007

shart

When one attempts to fart, but a little poo comes out. An inadvertant shit masked as a fart.

Devon was embarrased because she sharted on the bus.

by Nick April 19, 2005

shart

the act of farting and shiting at the same time

as justin sharted he said, "o shit rick a piece of corn just fell out of my trousers, ill let you pick that up later."

by donttestmyshart July 5, 2009

shart

When a gaseus emition becomes a solid one...

AKA a 'follow-thru'

OMG, I think i just sharted!!

by eightball August 3, 2004

SCART

Although producing a better quality image than an RF connection, the connector design requires the plug to be perfectly aligned over the socket before it can be inserted at all. This makes it particurlaly difficult to insert a SCART connector into a concealed socket, such as one located on the back of a TV. This fundamental design flaw in allowing a successful "male" to "female" connection raises the question as to whether the SCART designers had ever experienced the ease with which an erect penis slides into a vagina.

Watching someone on their knees struggling to plug in a SCART lead for what seems like several hours is an extremely miserable experience.

by "Ron" June 24, 2007