myspace sleep

When you are accused of cheating on your spouse late at night or looking for bootycalls at 3am because you fell asleep without logging out of myspace.

Trina: Josh! you jerk, I seen you online at 3am, sent you a message and you didn't even respond!

Josh: Baby, I was myspace sleep

Trina: Liar, its over!

by Flow Joe October 4, 2007

surprise sleep

The act of knocking someone unconscious by hitting them on the head with a heavy object when they least expect it.

Dude was bugging the crap out of me, so I took my 25 pound weight and gave him some surprise sleep.

by Steven Boeckmann May 16, 2008

sleep

the best things, sleep and sex (probably, not from experiance) and showers.

sleep ...... you need to get more of it.

I had sex then showered and then fell asleep. :)

by i dont know how to spell January 13, 2005

Sleep Driving

The act of driving somewhere and not remembering any of the drive. Usually comes about if you are tired while operating a moterized vehicle.

Guy 1- Gotta go to sleep so I dont sleep drive tommorow
Guy 2- Sleep driving?
Guy 1- Yeah, you know, when you dont remember any of the drive once you arrive at your destination
Guy 2-Oh Yeah

by whoaheyohwhoa April 5, 2009

self-heating sleeping bag

The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...

...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!

by Jack Bozdog November 27, 2006

sleepysex

Somnophilia. A fetish in which a person fantasizes about having sex with somebody who is unconscious at the time.

This is different from necrophilia in that the object is still alive at the time of intercourse.

"Don't pass out in front of him."
"Why not?"
"Really into sleepysex, that one."

by the letter d November 13, 2007

sleepsex

A phenomenon where someone subconsciously displays sexual activity with another human, a pillow, the bed or anything around that is available.

Jimmy: shucks i got dumped again
Nami: aw u must've sleepsexed her again

by lucidwolfe June 5, 2010