Potato and Corn Festival 

The most exciting thing that happens to the state of Conneticut. Sometimes peaple cancel vacations to simply go for a day, and others go to have a chance to hang out with friends or someone they want to be friends with. Peaple of Conneticut flock to the festival, crowding streets that usually have one or two cars on it at a time (the daily farm tractor does not count) For some reason a starch food festival is needed somewhere.

Person one: Im going to the Potato and Corn festival today
Person two: Its because that girl is going isnt it?
Person one: No! Why would I go just for one girl!
Person two: its the P&C festival! We all have done it.

Potato and Corn Festival by Sees tractors daily July 23, 2011

Potato-Headed. 

When someone looks like the parts of their face don't belong together, as if another person added random face pieces.

It looks like he's potato-headed.

Potato-Headed. by hiericas October 2, 2012

Potato & Cheese 

When you spot two females that when on their own are not very interesting, but when together are. Much like Potato and cheese, on their own they are boring, but together they can be very tasty.

- Hey James, did you see those two girls just walk past

- yeah, you can have the one on the left
- definitely not mate, you have to have them together
- ah yeh, Potato & Cheese

Potato & Cheese by badintelligence April 18, 2014

potato constant 

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.

Stay back! I am approaching the potato constant!

potato constant by Boboneoone September 14, 2016

potato lyfe 

When you love potatoes and you are livin dat potato lyfe!!!

Mom~ Why type of clothes should I buy for you?
Kid~ ANYTHING WITH FLUFFING POTATOES!!!
you see potato pjs kid~ OH MY GERD GIMMIE THOSE
Mom~ What is you obsession with potatoes?
Kid~ Um have you never looked up "Potato lyfe" in urban dictionary?
Mom~ No...
Kid~ IT MEANS I LOVE FLUFFING POTATOES

potato lyfe by Llama Chicken McNugget March 10, 2017

Potato wifi 

Bad wifi that is bad and is made by lustrousaty

Dude lustrousaty wifi is bad and is potato wifi

Potato wifi by Dudes bro is lol May 13, 2017

Potato Lumbago 

Potato lumbago is the common pain for potatoes in there back the main source coming from people spelling potatoes wrong while its bad for the potatoes if you are infected with it... it will cause a constant pain of the brain

My cousin cant spell POTATOES hes now infected with POTATO LUMBAGO

Potato Lumbago by The_dictionaryadditioner December 30, 2018