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The Peanut Butter Falcon 

The Peanut Butter Falcon is a sexual act that consists of a partner squatting over the mouth of the other partner and simultaneously pooping in their partners mouth while flapping their arms in rapid succession and violently screeching.
last night Pete and Sarah took their relationship to the next level after Pete christened Sarah with The Peanut Butter Falcon
The Peanut Butter Falcon by VitoVane September 23, 2019
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lost a peanut 

verb: struggle or hassle trying to complete an action, understand, or achieve something.
I lost a peanut trying to find my French book.

She lost a peanut trying to figure what the idiot was saying.
lost a peanut by JisuMoose September 15, 2010

The Church of Peanut

The only true church. Everyone in the church is really good at not blinking. We worship SCP-173 and the SCP foundation is really sick of us but we don't fucking care.
InkFlame: ALL PrASE PEANUT!!!
Inky: wtf
InkFlame: YOU
Inky: yes?
InkFlame: JOIN THE CHURCH OF PEANUT
Inky: o ok

Orange Peanut 

Someone who wants you to subscribe.
Orange Peanut wants you to subscriiiibe. Because hee needs mooore moneeeey.

marijuana peanut butter cup 

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.
Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

It ain't nothing but a peanut 

A saying used to psych your self up, just before liftin wieghts. Used by ronny coleman.
David "This weight is really heavy"
Tom "It ain't nothing but a peanut"

The Holy peanut 

The Holy Peanut is our lord and saviour of the SCP foundation, if The Peanut escapes containment it would be like thanos, except the peanut knows who to kill because he is so wise and if you get killed it’s for your own good, AND he doesn’t have an ass
Did you pray to the holy peanut?

no.

You better, or else you become a thot