When giving your ho a standing 69 just before you cum pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the bitch straight to hell.
I was enjoying some sweet stand up 69 with Gill last night, got my nut off and then hit the best tombstone Pile-driver since Wrestlemania 13. Rest. In. Peace.
by Rob21920 May 1, 2018
Get the Tombstone Pile-driver mug.A troglodyte that suppresses it's energy throughout the seasons until winter. When it sees that winter is upon the earth, it will unleash all of its gaseous essence onto the planet; turning into PiffleSmyte. Immediately causing earthquakes, typhoons, volcanoes, in an attempt to Terraform the landscape, but instead causes immense global warming issues each fiscal and annual year.
by MrProElectro July 6, 2022
Get the PiffleSmyte mug.To have to end the defecating process abruptly or in a hurry. Usually this phrase is yelled by someone who is also in need to use the bathroom.
Person who needs to use the bathroom: "Hey, pinch it off already!"
Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"
Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"
by Canned Coolwhip October 23, 2010
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by Getemgirls0102 April 22, 2020
Get the Pima mug.An adult actress/pornstar who lives/lived in Crystal Lake, Illinois. She got arrested with acid when she was 17. Her real name is Kayli J. Charlette.
She also does porn with her dad, Ray Charlette.
Rumors be told Ray introduced her to the act when she was too young.
She also does porn with her dad, Ray Charlette.
Rumors be told Ray introduced her to the act when she was too young.
Person1: I was hanging out with snitches of Crystal lake while chillin in Mchenry yesterday.
Person 2: Nice did you get to fuck Piper Perry. Heard shes free on weekdays.
Person 2: Nice did you get to fuck Piper Perry. Heard shes free on weekdays.
by Latin_KKinGZ October 2, 2021
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Get the Out pizza the hut mug.The pig of all pigs. This pig has the ability to destroy an army of 19000 of every species of the planet within half a second using the hair's on it's face as high powered lasers. It's filthy attitude makes it a very unpleasant creture to be around, excepting the fact that if you find it (which is a 1 in 383624892423908462390486 chance) it will give you the top 20000 things you want instantly. It also has the ability to travel between glaxies and universes using the fans on it's knees.
Stupid Child 1 - "What would you ask for from the emperor pig?"
Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"
Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"
Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"
Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"
by Scott Blackburn January 5, 2007
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