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pedohysterics

Hair-trigger accusations of pedophilia. Usually, this accompanies a "you're with us or you're with the pedophiles" false dichotomy style of thought, not unlike "you're with us or you're with the terrorists."

Alt: pedohysteria
Person: Can we please have a rational discussion about the consequences of running a sex offender list?

Pedohysterics: Why? That sounds like something a pedophile would say. Only pedophiles and pedo apologists would want a list like that gone.
by PaleBlueYacht May 13, 2013
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Pedophile

A person who is sexually attracted to children.
My little sister is a pedophile.
by Acktucus April 4, 2017
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Foot Pedal Bitch

The person who controls the "foot pedal" on the video game "Rock Band" for the drummer. (The most annoying part of playing the drums is keeping the beat with the foot pedal.) Usually assigned to someone who doesn't play an instrument and wants to feel involved. Also known as "F.P.B."
Matt: "Emily's coming to play Rock Band with us."
Troy: "She sucks, make her the Foot Pedal Bitch."
by Sweater Mistress January 11, 2009
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pedophile

This is not a definition.
This is a letter to the Urban Dictionary editors,
I see you have no place for any of us to get in touch with you, to send an email or make a complaint.How very convenient.
Is this what you call "editing", some of the people on this site sre sick in the head, and there are alot of posts you should NOT be allowing.
Firstly, it is not ok or normal to be attracted to little children.It is SICK.

Dear Urban Dictionary, ARE YOU READING THIS???
There is a man on this site claiming he finds little girls "hot" and saying offensive things.

There are other subjects in which people are being ofensive also.I am talking Highly Offensive.
For example, the last entry under the word christians.
It's one thing to allow free speech, but this is criminal negligence, and I suggest you do something about it.
Stop letting people get away with horrific posts.
Are you paying attention??
A pedophile is an amoral sicko.
by LINDAR June 1, 2006
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pedophile priest

A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.
The pedophile priest was, in actuality, a gay rapist.
by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004
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Pedro Martinez

The defacto ace for the BoSox. He is one of the most dominent pitchers of the past few years. Not only does Pedro throw heat, but he also has a awesome changeup and curve. He is also a great mental pitcher and can strike out batters even when his velocity is down. He is eccentric, but that is a characteristic of many great men.
Pedro Martinez threw 9 shutout innings.
Pedro Martinez's curve drops 12-6.
Pedro Martinez is destined for Cooperstown
by parliment July 24, 2004
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peddo

a peadophile...a dirty person who preys on young children
omg i swear that sara's teacher is a peddo
by n3iti53 December 6, 2006
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