monkey self

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.

"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."

by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022

Monkey-bump

Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.

I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.

by dancingqueen5678 December 8, 2022

Monkey Hoe

A prostitute usually found in the inner city that only accepts payment in bananas conducts her business in the tree tops

Joe can I borrow a banana I’ve got to pay that monkey hoe for last night

by Scholloar 33 March 18, 2023

monkey gear

When your bike chain slips off the chainwheel and you're now pedaling in vain.

"Ha-ha, Susan's chain fell off. She's in monkey gear!"

by karaokeyoga May 4, 2023

monkey awareness month

an awareness month dedicated to my wonderful cockroach of a best friend <3

"Yo have you heard that it's monkey awareness month?"
"Why the hell would monkeys have a whole month dedicated to them?"
"Hey, don't bully my best friend"

by beabadoobee listener May 13, 2023

monkey man

the superhero on Hey Arnold. He lives in a box downtown in his monkey pajamas and a stuffed money. He's obsessed with bananas and is all about "protecting the weak and downtrodded" He goes around at 1 am screaming "I AM MONKEY MAN!!!"

Monkey Man: "I am MONKEY MAN!!"
Bob: "Monkey Man is awesome."

by Tess October 24, 2004

monkey hanger

Darlo scum, take it up the bum!!
monkey hanger, proud to be a strangler!!

poolies rule! darloids drule!

by Kimy October 1, 2004