11 definitions by Tess

The ugly sister. The perfect extreme-makover candidate. The perfect Swan candidate.The frustrated sister who's trying to hard to break away from the shadow. An average girl who cannot sing but fakes it anyway.
If you've envied your big sister all your life because she has everything you don't; the voice, the beauty, the body, the man, the money: then you're an Ashlee Simpson
by Tess December 31, 2005
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The laugh of Scarlet from FF7, other versions of evil laughs include: bwhahaha, gwhahaha, and mwhahaha.
evil guy: "I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! GYHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Tess October 18, 2004
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an extremely talented lesbian folk singer (with really cool hair)
"Imagine your a girl just trying to finally come clean, knowing full well they'd prefer you were dirty and smiling"
by Tess January 2, 2005
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THE has the slims
by Tess August 19, 2003
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The code word of going all the way with somone or haveing sex.
She has eaten cake with him like 7 times.
by Tess September 8, 2005
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A word to describe something that literally sucks alot.
today was a terribly suckieful day.
by Tess December 28, 2004
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