Definitions by Tess

disaster.com 

when your whole life has gone to shit.

"Last night was disaster.com"

disaster.com by tess April 23, 2006

Cake 

The code word of going all the way with somone or haveing sex.

She has eaten cake with him like 7 times.

Cake by tess September 23, 2005

soco 

what people from northern california (Nor*Cal) like to call southern california

"I'm taking a trip to soco this weekend"

soco by Tess March 17, 2005

difranco 

an extremely talented lesbian folk singer (with really cool hair)

"Imagine your a girl just trying to finally come clean, knowing full well they'd prefer you were dirty and smiling"

difranco by Tess January 2, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

The ugly sister. The perfect extreme-makover candidate. The perfect Swan candidate.The frustrated sister who's trying to hard to break away from the shadow. An average girl who cannot sing but fakes it anyway.

If you've envied your big sister all your life because she has everything you don't; the voice, the beauty, the body, the man, the money: then you're an Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson by tess December 31, 2004

Buckets 

Kissing moment, I could have kissed you.... but i didnt

uhhh look or a "loving" experience

Buckets by tess December 13, 2004

monkey man 

the superhero on Hey Arnold. He lives in a box downtown in his monkey pajamas and a stuffed money. He's obsessed with bananas and is all about "protecting the weak and downtrodded" He goes around at 1 am screaming "I AM MONKEY MAN!!!"

Monkey Man: "I am MONKEY MAN!!"
Bob: "Monkey Man is awesome."

monkey man by Tess October 24, 2004