A lewd light show is when you pull down your pants and lay on your back, with your exposed rear end in the air. then, break open a bunch of glow-sticks, and pour the neon ooze inside of them, onto and/or around your anus region (it is recommended to have people assisting). then when the time is right, or for those more talented, you must fart. thus, launching the neon colors into the air, creating a beautiful array of colors showering down on you and your friends.
Man 1: yo man, did you catch the halftime show last night?!
Man 2: nah i missed it, what happened?
Man 1: aww it was amazing! after hannah montana finished her last song she called 30 kids onstage!! then all the lights went dim and we couldn't really tell what was going on, when all of a sudden the most beautiful blossom of lights exploded from where the stage had been. it was the most amazing and only surprise lewd light show i've ever seen, i nearly wept.
Man 2: nah i missed it, what happened?
Man 1: aww it was amazing! after hannah montana finished her last song she called 30 kids onstage!! then all the lights went dim and we couldn't really tell what was going on, when all of a sudden the most beautiful blossom of lights exploded from where the stage had been. it was the most amazing and only surprise lewd light show i've ever seen, i nearly wept.
by Tommy Salami Masepracoddi October 30, 2009
Get the Lewd Light Show mug.To perform the strobe light, one must first have a couple of conditions in which must remain static during the art of copulation. The first condition is that this act must be performed in a room with ambient light provided by a lamp plugged in with an old=school "clapper" machine. The other condition is that the room should be completely dark when the light is turned in the off position.
So here we go.
Simply have un-gentle, hard sex (at a rigorous pace) with your partner so that it creates the typical "slapping" sound. This will activate the clapper, turning the light on and off at a rapid pace. EI, it's a fucking strobe light!!!
So here we go.
Simply have un-gentle, hard sex (at a rigorous pace) with your partner so that it creates the typical "slapping" sound. This will activate the clapper, turning the light on and off at a rapid pace. EI, it's a fucking strobe light!!!
Last night I got wasted and started poundin' this chick. Dude, it was classic, we actually did the strobe light!
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Get the light piece mug.a structure that is big and cylindrical and has a cone shaped tip which when turned on emits a large bright white stream which makes people come.....a penis.
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I'd like to see the view from the top of that lighthouse!
where yo lighthouse at?
his lighthouse isn't anything to brag about...
where yo lighthouse at?
his lighthouse isn't anything to brag about...
by boicrazy4life December 8, 2010
Get the lighthouse mug.A technique use to smoke weed. First the user takes a bubbler and fills it with water. Then a sweet J is rolled and placed inside the bowl sticking upright like a lighthouse. The user then places even more weed around the J to fill the bowl creating the rocks. The J is smoked and by that time the user cant use a lighter, but one is not needed because the J lights the bowl by itself.
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Get the Lighthouse mug.When a new roommate comes in for the first time and starts talking about intimate sexual experiences and is generally inappropriate.
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Dude shes so lighter in the bra.
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Dude shes so lighter in the bra.
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