keys

A "family-friendly" alternative to saying kys, or kill yourself.

"You're so bad at this game."
"Bro, keys."

by Qyx January 11, 2025

prop key

A random set of keys to leave on your desk that will give your boss and colleagues the impression that you are in the office, just not at your desk. Helpful when taking a long lunch or cutting out of the oFfice early. Certain military members (with desk jobs) can enhance the effect by leaving the prop keys on top of an extra piece of uniform headgear (beret or other hat)

Boss: Where's Bill? Coworker: I'm not sure, but he could not have gone far since his keys are on his desk. Boss: Okay, I'll catch him later. Coworker thinks "maybe not, if those are his prop keys."

by surlygirl63 May 31, 2011

Kei

Beautiful, smart, loving girl, who has a heart of gold. Makes your life better. Never a dull moment with a Kei

If you want to be happy get you a Kei.

by Himthaniel November 23, 2021

Keys

The nickname of the best person ever. Usually so who is LGBTQIA+ but could be anyone. Probably bake’s the best cookies too. If you want to be cool, be keys.

Girl 1: Hey I think I want to be called Keys. It’s a really cool nickname
Boy 1: Ok, I can manage that.

Boy 2: Alright then keys.
Girl 1: Thanks guys.

by Nolanhater#15 March 21, 2022

the man with the keys

a prison term - this the person in a given cell block or tier who is in charge with regards to his race. In a lightly integrated tier containing hispanics and whites, their will be two. Their main jobs are conflict-resolution, peace-keeping, policy creation and rules implementation to improve the lives of the men under them and in this case the two men serve as diplomats for their races. They are the only ones trusted to speak to the COs w/o a shadow. Synonyms include Shotcaller or Boss.

I'm new on the tier, so who is the man with the keys?

by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015

Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

Kei

Kei is nervous, polite, and likes to put on a front. He doesn’t like himself all that much, and sometimes; he doesn’t want to continue on, but he’ll do his best for his friends. Kei has a past that he’s trying to move on from, and that he hides from his friends. He may not understand things sometimes, but he’s trying his best.

Person 1: Where’s Kei?
Person 2: I think he’s at volleyball. He has class on Fridays.

by Keee123 June 9, 2023