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kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
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Kelly

Super nice guy. Will do absolutely anything for you if the connection is real. He will call you things like "ethereal" and "majestic" if he sees that those terms fit. Male Kellys make the best friends. They are caring and sweet. Just good all around.
"Wow! Kelly is here!"
"Of course he is, he always shows up for his friends"
by happy-oot November 23, 2021
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Amber-Kelly

An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.
1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”

2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
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Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.
by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012
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kelli o'malley

woah, she can't party here, she's a kelli o'malley, only 12.
by whattiddo? November 22, 2010
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Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.
Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work
by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017
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Kelly

Kelly, born into bed rest. No hopes or dreams. She's broke, but still budgets for coke. Heartless and mean, she'll kill all your dreams. She'll drink your beer if it's free. She likes coke (give it to me for free, I'm on a budget) grocery bags full of coke snot rags, investments worth 6 bucks a rag. If she likes ya, you're fucked. Reaaaaal fucked. She's a dumb bitch.
Kelly, that dumb bitch, don't give her anything for free.
by anonymous September 4, 2022
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