Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
Get the kelly crackersmug. Super nice guy. Will do absolutely anything for you if the connection is real. He will call you things like "ethereal" and "majestic" if he sees that those terms fit. Male Kellys make the best friends. They are caring and sweet. Just good all around.
by happy-oot November 23, 2021
Get the Kellymug. An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.
1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
Get the Amber-Kellymug. Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012
Get the Uncle Kellymug. by whattiddo? November 22, 2010
Get the kelli o'malleymug. Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work
by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017
Get the Kelly's Lawmug. Kelly, born into bed rest. No hopes or dreams. She's broke, but still budgets for coke. Heartless and mean, she'll kill all your dreams. She'll drink your beer if it's free. She likes coke (give it to me for free, I'm on a budget) grocery bags full of coke snot rags, investments worth 6 bucks a rag. If she likes ya, you're fucked. Reaaaaal fucked. She's a dumb bitch.
by anonymous September 4, 2022
Get the Kellymug.