Slobber jackit

Either a verb describing a slobbering person performing a hand job utilizing saliva or a noun describing a garmet worn by people involved in animal or people services in which protection from saliva is necessary.

Sweetheart it's getting kind of dry down there maybe you should try to slobber jackit.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020

Union-Jacked

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.

Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend

by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021

Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010

Jacked up grill

A versatile phrase that can be used in any situation - as an adjective, excuse, a loud call to break an awkward silence...Anything really. Namely what will happen to you as a result of various negative situations.

Sorry, I can't stop to talk, yo - I got a Jacked up grill.
That honky didn't invite me to play dominoes, he must have some jacked up grill!
I'm gonna get one jacked up grill if I can't get a ticket to the Pistons-Suns game.
That sucka must have one jacked up grill to be hitting up that hoe.
I GOT A JACKED UP A GRILL!!! (used to break awkward silence)
My grill's been getting jacked up lately cause you aint been home.

by Whiteside December 24, 2008

swagger jacker

someone who cops other people's shit from clothing to style but especially music.

Alex.dill is a muthfuckin swagger jacker.

by lasd December 13, 2008

jacked

v. 1. To be messed up. Usually used with "up".
2. To get the short end of the proverbial stick.

I jacked up my hand playing baseball.

You only got 2/10 on that assignment? You got jacked!

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

Billy Jacked

The act of getting beyond-wasted on booze and weed and losing your mind.

Dude, I got Billy Jacked last night. I'm still picking glass out of my arm and butt, and my penis hurts. I don't know how it all happened. Fuck my miserable, piece-of-shit life.

by Pivboon December 24, 2009