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jizz nuttin 

when u get hard off of salted cashews
Girlfriend: what were you doing last night?
Boyfriend: i couldn't stop jizz nuttin
jizz nuttin by CoreyTech May 4, 2018
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Jizz muffin 

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.
Jizz muffin by Echc93 February 3, 2018

Jizz hut 

A jizz hut was invented by the leadsinger in the band by the same name, a jizz hut is also known to be a man made hut where elder men jizz in each others hands and smer thier faces with the semen as part of a retual for strong genitals, in holland jizz huts can be found on the red light district where you pay to extract your “jizz” into a cup supervised by a nurce, a hot nurce i might add.
Hey joe did you go to that jizz hut last week me and sven really liked it

Jizz hut a place to donate semen

Jizz hut an antient tradition of strong genetials

Hey did you see the pictures i took of my new jizz hut ? Now i’m sure to gain the respect of my peers.

Jizz = semen, hut = house.

Jizz With The Wizz 

The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant
Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*

Jizz-Jam-Session 

When you make music with your homies while jerking off
Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session

Jizz bin 

Janet « I can't believe I slept with three different men again last night... »
Veronica « Janet, you’re such a jizz bin! »
Jizz bin by Jizzbingiselle June 12, 2018