goose

V. To have Sex, To Fuck

"what you doin after school with mary jane? GOOSE?!"
"Yup, I GOOSED those already"

by goosing May 25, 2007

Goose

Goosing is the act of pulling out your dick and wacking said female in the face. Though this term can be used by anyone, it in standard situations calls for an older male sportscaster (ie Goose Givens) and a 14 year old girl.

Man, I goosed Sara Nardella last night.
Yah he was passed out and I goosed him good.

by S-Killa May 1, 2006

monogamous goose

Clayton Hughes

- Hey Heather, from now on you're going to call Clayton "monogamous goose."
- Why?
- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!

by Lil' Jon K April 21, 2004

Goose

A loving word for mother.

Derived from Mother Goose.

Son: Hey Goose how are you?
Mother: Better than you after what I just found out you did!

by Vibro March 7, 2011

Dutch Dutch Goose

A derogatory term used to describe a Dutch person. Especially used to describe a Dutch person who is in love with America. The term is a play on the children's game Duck Duck Goose.

Bro 1: Look at that nerd over there wearing his American flag t-shirt.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, but he shouldn't wear those clogs. Now everyone knows he's a Dutch Dutch Goose.
Bro 1: You're right, bro! I didn't notice at first, but he totally is a Dutch Dutch Goose.

by Tom Winter December 31, 2008

Goose

a street prostitute or "whore"

"yo maaaad goose!"
"dl goose"
"cop mad goose"

by CeePeeGee November 30, 2006

Goosetard

An object that is totally, 110% SWEET AS HELL.

hey jerry check out my tricked out trike isnt it GOOSETARD?

by tim June 9, 2005