german shoemaker

a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex

1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.

by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010

A German

Is when you are giving a blowjob and purposely bite his dick.

Friend 1: Do you want me to give you a German?
Friend 2: No! Please dont. It hurts

by villylover123 November 2, 2020

German Black Forest

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina, usually done with solid, firmer stool as to provide ample pressure to assure penetration.

This bitch was so nasty, not only did she want a hot lunch last night, but she wanted a German Black Forest too, so I gave her one. Luckily, I drank milk all week and was constipated before hand.

by LL Cool Ryan November 21, 2006

german bloodhound kiss

The german bloodhound kiss is when you perform oral sex on your female partner while she is menstruating.

"My girlfriend started her rag today. I can't wait to give her that german bloodhound kiss I read about on Urban Dictionary."

by R2THEC April 2, 2008

german gas mask

When a girl is laying on her back, you cum in her mouth ,sit on her face, trap her arms so she cant move then let out the biggest fart and sort of suffocate her with your cheeks

I hate that bitch so I gave her a german gas mask.

by ah in oh March 16, 2008

German

Virgin. A person that has not had sex.

Dude are you a german? No man I always have tap that hoe.

by Siron January 15, 2008

not german

someone who doesn't eat brats

Laura is not German at all; she definitely can't take the beef.

by cashbecki December 7, 2009