Grandmaster

Grandmaster is a rank I'm overwatch that only the top 1% can achieve

Ed:"Last week I finally hit grandmaster"
Leo:"I can't seem to get out of silver"
Ed:" maybe stop playing hanzo"

by Duck man 4 October 7, 2017

Yer Grandad

1.If you are sexually attracted to someone's grandad
2.If you dont want to use yer mum or yer dad as a comeback
3.If your shit at comebacks

Cool kid: Hi i heard you mum is hot
Gay kid: So is yer grandad

by lauren is the coolest person ever January 3, 2009

smell your grandma

A sentence used by celebratory faces in lessons such as Math to insult people they admire or are attracted to. This statement can mean the person would like to smell underwear belonging to who it is aimed at.

"That's well rand, I'm creasing"

*Guilty face*
"Smell your grandma"

by almanjam February 7, 2009

Grandma Bake me a cake

a phrase that hungry children use when at there nans house and require cake

Say Grandma.....bake me a cake

by Lee Holland September 17, 2003

bust a nut in grandma's butt

Give granny some serious ass jizz!

Maestro likes to bust a nut in grandma's butt.

by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006

grandma

when you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth.

paulina popped out her dentures and gave me one of the best grandma's ever.

by sean January 3, 2005

A slice of grandma's birthday cake

pot.

"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"

"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"

Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot

by jasperburger June 4, 2009