Floribama Hot Pocket

The sexual act of shidding and farding into the female vagina and then performing sexual intercourse with said vagina full of bowel movements.

Gabe’s GF: “Let’s get Mexican Food for dinner, I’m in the mood for a Floribama Hot Pocket tonight.”

Gabe: “Fuck Yeah!”

by SirBumBumMan March 2, 2019

Florida

A place where stupid and crazy crimes happen

A Florida man was seen throwing dildos at crocodiles and children last week.

by anonymous March 13, 2019

Florida orange shirt kid

That kid in a YouTube video in an orange shirt who flips his fucking shit when his mom takes his gtaV, and begins crying and screaming profusely. Is also rumored to be mason linton of logan hocking high school, though he denies all of these claims everyone knows it is him and he can no longer hide it.

Yo, Florida orange shirt kid looks exactly like mason linton.

by EatDatPussy 445 March 14, 2019

florpschnozzle

Another word for the first part of a loaf of bread

Woah dude, you took the last florpschnozzle!

by Carla6 March 25, 2019

Florida Fireball

The act of chasing a shot of Fireball with orange juice. (NOT mixing the two)

Pass me the Fireball handle and that bottle of orange juice so I can have myself a Florida Fireball.

by hSak May 19, 2019

Florida surprise

1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.

The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise

by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019

florganyorp

(Floor- gan - yourp):
To love so intensely that the actual word “love” does not portray the amount of affection, dedication and intense burning that one feels for another.

I fucking florganyorp you so hard.

by NewdgiePewdgie July 9, 2019