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fighting a dirty snowman

Kevin, "Oh man, Need to go to the toilet. Been fighting a dirty snowman here."
by Zulu the forth December 4, 2016
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Kansas Tire Fight

When your cousin fucks you in the ass and gives you a prolapsed anus (rosebud) and you ate Chipotle earlier in the day, so you get diarrhea and your anus looks like a tire
Last week I had a Kansas Tire Fight with my cousin Sandy.
by Heidra January 1, 2018
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Claddagh Pillow Fight

Filling two receptacle's / pouches, preferably pillow cases, with excrement and or bodily fluids used as weapons in infamous battles of utter scumbaginess.

Origins of word trace back to Edinburgh circa May 2013
All this Buckfast and Guiness is going to make for a ferocious Claddagh pillow fight in the morning.
by Magic Mike's Muscles May 7, 2013
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Alien bean fighting

When aliens fill punching bags with baked beans and proceed to punch them for 36-47 hours at a time.
Do you want to watch an Alien Bean Fighting match with me on Tuesday?
by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020
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Alien bean fighting

When aliens fill up punching bags with baked beans and proceed to punch them from 36-47 hours
Do you want to watch an ALien Bean Fighting match with me on Tuesday?
by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020
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Two giraffes fighting

When someone is so high that they don't stop moving around,they can't sit still.flailing their arms,constant head and neck movement. Usually accompanied by distorted facial expressions or exorcism like behavior.Similar to noodle grooving,wiggling,swimming,tweaking
"she was tweaking so hard it looked two giraffes fighting."
by jublisstar October 23, 2022
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Viola and Violin fight

A fight between violists and violinists, people that play two of the most beautiful-sounding instruments in the string family. Even though both sides are to blame for constantly arguing, the violinists are mostly accused of starting the fight by creating and posting jokes about viola players.

E. g.

"What's the difference between firewood and a viola? Firewood burns longer."

The main argument that violinists use against viola players, is that viola is an easier instrument to learn. Which is accurate, to some degree, as the instrument is bigger than violin, thus, it is easier to avoid accidentally playing the wrong note. But let's not forget about the fact, that not everyone finds this an advantage.

Violin players often say, that viola players are just violinists who couldn't play the violin, because it was too difficult for them.
Person 1 "Hey, dude, how do you prevent your violin from getting stolen?"

Person 2 "I don't know. How?"

Person 1 "By keeping it in a viola case!"

Person 2 *laughs* "Viola sucks, am I right?"

Person 3 "That's not true! Both violin and viola have a beautiful sound!"

Person 1 & 2 "Dude, you're ruining the whole point of the viola and violin fight!"
by A Cat In An Elevator August 18, 2022
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