Where an albino shits in a condom, puts it in the freezer overnight till it hardens, and then proceeds to use it as a dildo
by MessyThings May 4, 2018
Get the albino dildomug. Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it
"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"
by blackwolfhell March 4, 2022
Get the Concrete Dildomug. A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022
Get the Spicy Fire Dildomug. by MeminDemon October 29, 2019
Get the Dildomug. by Your mums friend April 30, 2019
Get the Dildomug. A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.
by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017
Get the Dildo-optimumsmug. by mmmmada- December 19, 2021
Get the dildomug.