real diehl

Retarded. Having a gpa under a 2.0. Not being able to get laid even though the person tries constantly.

Luke: Dude I totally got laid last night! I brought this girl back to my house and gave her the beans!

Dan: Of course, dude. You're the real diehl.

by the man 1010 February 6, 2009

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protein diet

A diet consumed by a person, only served to them by a man. Purpose is for weight loss. The only sustenance is provided to them by their male partner ejaculating in their mouth.

My bitch's ass was getting big so i put her on the protein diet.

by jmhunter July 7, 2010

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Grief Diet

When you lose a lot of weight because you are sad and can't eat. Depression of someone dying has killed your appetite and you have lost weight

Did you see Karen she is so thin. I think Karen went on a grief diet after her husband left her. She looks great.

by jimmyolsenblues April 29, 2011

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Obliviation diet

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.

Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

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Skillet Diet

The art of loosing multiple pounds a day by eating unhealthy Skillet's. Skillets of such magnitude that your body simply retaliates and starts magically loosing weight.

Bob: Naw man Zoran is looking mighty thin

Jethro: Naw man Zoran is on one of them Skillet diets

Bob: Ok Cool!

by PlanoGurth July 1, 2011

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