dick on a stick

A corn dog, usually from a Marine Corps chow hall.

After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!

by mysticalkey August 15, 2006

Devil dick

Good dick attached to a toxic asshole

David truly has devil dick

by Hunchedoverwhore June 5, 2019

Dick Hertz

I swear, I don't know this guy!

If anyone knows, can someone tell me who's Dick Hertz???

by I. M. Pseudonym May 28, 2004

Urban Dick-tionary

Definitions on Urbandictionary.com that are either
A) Obviously made up
B) Has no place in a normal person's vocab

C) Makes no sense

Examples

A) Polarpoint Presentation
B) Pillow Lust
C) Beardo

Urban Dick-tionary

by MirrorssrorriM April 7, 2011

Dick and Dash

Dick and dash is a relationship that is only for sex and kinky shit, then you dumped them right after. The term could also be used if you had a one night stand and leave the person's house right before they wake up.

My boyfriend only wants a dick and dash relationship, he doesn't want to date me full time.

by Suck a very large dick May 4, 2018

bozo dick

Following sex with a girl on her period, this condition occurs when blood smeared on to your "nether regions" makes your pubic hair resemble the coloration of the wig worn by the 80s kid show clown bozo.

After having sex with Jill, Jack exclaimed: "My oh my, looks like Aunt Flow is in town because I have a serious case of bozo dick."

by midgetdeathtrain June 25, 2008

shit ass dick bitch

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up

Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up

by Penis bitch ass shit ass July 13, 2017