Crunchy Oat Square

Trump rally attendees with a chip on their shoulder.

I'm not ISIS you Crunchy Oat Square!

by LifetotallyCereal September 30, 2016

crunch and crux

Critical moment or situation.

The crunch and crux of the match was when Pau Gassol made a basket in the last minute.

by Carli9 February 5, 2017

crunchy

An adjective describing someone or something when they/ are being cool or good

"aye Brian over there is being very crunchy"

by dara_leggett November 25, 2016

Crunch

Casual Cringe

The party was pretty Crunchy.
The first day of school was crunch.

by Voze December 3, 2016

Crunchy

When you're feeling dirty, crusty, and down right disgusting, from an early endeavor, mostly likely caused by excessive amounts of liquor consumed orally.

Ex. Damn son, I woke up feeling so crunchy this morning.

Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!

by Suzsbutt January 4, 2017

crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.

" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

Crunch-E

used to define someone who is slightly cringy because they are bored, which makes them do slightly cringy things

Go do something man, you're being crunch-e

by Rolly Poof May 1, 2017