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earth-crunch 

adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.
Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.

Eiffel Crunch 

It's like the Eiffel Tower but in Crunch land.
OMJJJINGGLY BERRY'S! IT'S THE EIFFEL CRUNCH! SQUEEEEK.

Crutch Envy 

"Who had it worse" syndrome.

Crutch envy can apply to an individual who thinks they had it worse than others or a group of individuals that think they had it worse than others.
Individuals who identify with a historically oppressed, disenfranchised, and/or victimized ethnic/national/religious/generational identity and compare it to another ethnic/national/religious/generational identity, with the intent of trumping the others victimization.

An individual who feels the need to identify with a group that was victimized in history, then views the atrocities as a form of rivalry against other victimized groups.
Morally obnoxious comparisons of evil (African American slavery versus the Jewish Holocaust).
"You think you had it bad, when I was a kid I had to walk 5 miles in the snow every day", in which the other retorts "Oh yeah, well I had to walk 6 miles in the snow every day, without shoes" is individual crutch envy.

"Everyone else is a liar, everyone who claims that their campaign was "the hardest of the entire war." All those ignorant peacocks who beat their chests and brag about "mountain warfare" or "jungle warfare" or "urban warfare." Cities, oh how they love to brag about cities! "Nothing more terrifying than fighting in a city!" Oh really? Try underneath one." Emil Renard, World War Z is group crutch envy.

Al Sharpton's anti semitic rants stems from crutch envy
Crutch Envy by dmw335577 March 15, 2011

Crunchy Ed 

Nickname for Elizabeth
The most awsome chic!
Crunchy Ed is here!!
Crunchy Ed by Crunchy_ April 2, 2009

Crunchy Ears 

mm crummch
George: boy them some ""Crunchy Ears""
Jim Bob Billy Jim James Rob Bill Bill: mm crummchg
Crunchy Ears by huyman seeb June 9, 2018

Crunchy Energy 

When you're on the tipping point of pushing a good time into a chaotic night. Going from tipsy to wasted.
We were all feeling it and having a good time but Sarah has crunchy energy.
Crunchy Energy by Trexlady November 4, 2023