Evening Chronicle

Is a local newspaper that is quite frequently used as a weapon by the Jolly Green Giant of Whickham, Tyne & Wear. Whenever when he hears them lads calling him the Giant, Huge Fella, Rocking Machine or Postman Pat, he would unleash his newspaper with a huge grimace on his face, raise it above his head and prepare to knock a severe blow to them lads' skull, but luckly them lads otherwise known as Mr Ronald Bell or Mr Gary Maddison were too quick for the huge green strider from Whickham that they just ran away and laughed at the pathetic creature.
The Giant would then cry out MAURA HELP THEM LADS ARE TAKING THE MICK OUT OF ME MAMA

The evening chronicle is a weapon made out of paper which is read by people of Newcastle

by GMaddison November 3, 2006

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sparkle chronies

snow, more commonly used to describe light, fresh, sparkly snow

Yo, so i woke up this morning and there was a foot of sparkle chronies on the ground.

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human chronological erosion

chronologically induced etching away of physical attributes, skills and mental capacities.

he once was a super-athlete, but now can't even lift the ball due to human chronological erosion

she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

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chlondie

An invention of the town of Monticello, Illinois. An extremely butchered way to say condom. Pronounced CH LAWN DEE. Other pronunciations "CHIGALONDIE"

"Mom am i an accident?"
"lets just say ur father and i broke a chlondie"

by Fupa Johnson August 28, 2007

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