Cat Goop

Anal secretion from a cat infected with a form of feline AIDS. The goop itself is of a snotty, light-green hue and has the stringy consistency of ejaculate.

That goddamn cat gooped all over the couch last night!
K.C.'s dripping her cat goop in her own food bowl.
Would you rather suck Don Vito's dick, or drink a cat goop milkshake?

by Lazy Black Man January 10, 2010

shooting cats

to vomit

Julien was shooting cats after a night out at Tinners

by RU4cereal June 27, 2010

Internet cats

The internet equal of the bible.

Guy #1"look, i made this meme!"
Guy#2 "it sucks"
Guy#1" Ill chnage it to an internet cats meme!"
Guy#2"BEST MEME EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY"

by spiderpussy April 12, 2015

harlem cat

An african-american resident of Harlem in New York City. Used when outside of Harlem and referring to those in or hailing from Harlem.

"Two dudes came looking for you Shaft."

"Were they Harlem cats?"

"How in the hell should I know, I'm blind!"

by Mack45 March 24, 2009

Cat Roach

An indoor cat that spends most of it's time hidden and is only rarely spotted. Much like a cockroach.

"Have you seen the cat?"
"That's not a cat! It's a cat roach. It only comes out to feed!"

by Ms_Firebrand August 15, 2012

cat nerd

Basically someone who is an expert at everything you need to know about cats

Kevin thought his sister Victoria was a cat nerd bc he was being a retard

by Einsteins half brother August 23, 2019

cats guts

What can be found between an elderly ladys legs once age and gravity have taken their toll !

Q. URRRGGH - whats that?
A. Why, thats my pussy !
Fuck me, is it dead coz all its guts are hanging out !!?!

by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004