conditional agnostic

a person who practices agnosticism until his/her death is imminent; at which time he/she embraces all religions and divine beings thereof

My devout conditional agnostic uncle used to say, “God grant me the serenity to put-up with these holy rollers,” but when he was dying, he had ecclesiastic types coming and going for days.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2011

conservative inc

Refers to the mainstream brand of conservatism ran by gatekeepers like Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro. There idea of “conservatism” hardly conserves anything, but instead just follows the trends of the left 5 years
or so behind.

Charlie Kirk: I will gladly engage with any of the most vile abortionists, communists, homosexuals, and trans people in the great free market place of ideas! Just not NAZIS asking me about mass immigration, israel, or my promotion of homosexuality in the culture.

Groyper: Your cringe and apart of Conservative Inc.

Charlie Kirk: SHUT HIM DOWN!

by WarlockVelmer November 19, 2019

Dirty Connor

When you go balls deep and she says ouch

Dirty connors are my favorite

by Kassholelikesconnor April 15, 2020

College Confidential

Among the worst websites on the internet. A place to go where you can read about snotty geniuses who feel the need to brag in the ultimate attempt to make the "average high school student" feel pity on the themselves. An absolutely awful website that privileges and celebrates the Ivy League-Potential student, while completely forgetting about everyone else.

Jonathan from New York: Hello, my name is Jonathan from New York. I was wondering if I could get into any college in the entire universe with these *shitty* grades and these terrible credentials. Will someone please help me!? Here goes: 5.0 GPA (on 4.0 scale); 1600 SATs; participated in every club in my high school; Started 12 new clubs/became Club President of each respective one; was Valedictorian of my class; participated in Community Service; Volunteered all over the place; Held jobs at 8 different workplaces; Wrote an amazing College Application essay; Teachers wrote excellent recommendations about me/sent those to the colleges; participated as Captain of every available high school sport team; played 4 different instruments/played in Jazz Band/Orchestra/Marching Band/Symphony Band/Choir... Oh yeah, and my high school is ranked #1 in the entire country.... WHAT ARE MY CHANCES PEOPLE!?!? HELP ME!! I'm just so worried, and I probably won't even get into the nearby Community College!! HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!

ME: You ignoramus!!!

by Ben July 2, 2005

congresscritter

A congresswoman or congressman: an elected official who serves in the House of Representatives, the lower house of the United States Congress. "Congresscritters" can also, loosely, include U.S. Senators. The term is gender-neutral, and also attempts to remove these elected representatives from their pedestals.

"Writing to your congresscritters about an issue may seem pointless, but when enough people -- you and your friends and their friends and THEIR friends -- make their voices heard, the congresscritters will realize that their chances of reelection ARE affected by doing the right thing."

by Grinning Cat January 5, 2009

Condiment

An edible substance, such as sauce or seasoning, added to food to impart a particular flavor, enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish.

A: Will you pass me the condiment for my hotdog?

B: Sure, ketchup or mustard?

by Cex February 22, 2012

liquid confidence

Alcoholic beverage that enables one to become gregarious and much more comfortable/confident in social situations.

"Damn, that girl is hot...but I need some liquid confidence before I go holla"

by Eugene Kim November 26, 2007