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Blonde twunks are the sexiest men alive. A twunk has a cute kissable face like a twink, but lots of muscles like a hunk. A blonde twunk top will fuck you in the ass and you’ll feel butterflies thinking about it for months afterward.
1. When I looked into the sexy eyes of the blonde twunk it was love at first sight. I was irresistibly attracted to him and wanted him to plunge his cock into my butt so bad. We started making out and all the sudden we were cuddling in his bed, his cum dripping out of my ass. I had been hypnotized by the steaming hot sexiness of a blonde twunk.

2. No twink bottom can resist the allure of a tall, sexy blonde twunk. Like moths to a lantern, it’s just too much temptation for them to resist.
by twinkbottomboy November 26, 2024
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Blondebun

A suburban american creature with a dyed blond bun atop their head that is commonly found living in colonies within gated neighborhoods. They can be seen walking the neighborhoods dusk, carrying large designer water bottles and wearing unnecessarily tight yoga pants on their nightly hunt for attention.
The blondebuns raided the store, ate a cashier, and stole all the bogg bags before attacking the local Target.
by Suburbanconflict November 29, 2024
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Bloinking

The action of putting one magnetic rod in your anus and another in your urethra until they connect.
Me and my buddies were bloinking the other day cause we had extra magnets.
by wasupyoy December 7, 2024
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BlondeVirus-19

The state of being blonde; a female with the personality of an average blonde.
No, you're not coming, you are infected with blondevirus-19.
by trdev__ December 11, 2024
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blonber

Someone who loves seeing Joe Bart in anime maid waifu costumes
Are you a blonber just like me
by A JoeBart fan January 15, 2025
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blonber

blonber, Someone who loves seeing JoeBart in animal maid waif costumes.
Are you a blonber just like me
by A JoeBart fan January 15, 2025
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Blonde Cob

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!
check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”

look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025
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