A suburban american creature with a dyed blond bun atop their head that is commonly found living in colonies within gated neighborhoods. They can be seen walking the neighborhoods dusk, carrying large designer water bottles and wearing unnecessarily tight yoga pants on their nightly hunt for attention.
The blondebuns raided the store, ate a cashier, and stole all the bogg bags before attacking the local Target.
by Suburbanconflict November 29, 2024
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