anime

The downfall of America's future.

How can children be the future when they're sitting infront of the T.V. and gazing in a stopour at seizurical colors and half-naked drawn characters?

by Roujine The Hedgehog August 25, 2006

anime

The Japanese word for "animation". Anime is generally WAY over-rated, incredibly generic, and completely brainless. Anime was originally an animated instructional video by the Japanese to demonstrate that Japanese writers literally cannot put together a single concept without demons, vampires, giant robots, or high-powered fighters.

Humor in anime is literally 100% childish, slapstick garbage, including but not limited to falling over and twitching, bleeding from the nose, having a stupid facial expression, or secreting a giant sweat drop on your head. Note that 95% of these slapstick moments are a result of sexual perversion, typically inadvertantly squeezing GIGANTIC breasts (usually belonging to an animated 12 year old).

Luckily, anime fans need only watch a single episode of any genre, as doing so is actually equivalent to seeing every episode of every show in that genre. For example, watching a single episode of Love Hina is like watching all romance comedies, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME THING.

Hey, did you see that anime? I didn't, because only retards watch that crap.

by TyrantX April 26, 2008

anime

"anime: a vastly inferior form of animation adopted by pedophiles and sex offenders to simulate rape"

"anime: Speed lines and gigantic eyes mini skirts and long legs!"

by Bloody Sacha November 19, 2007

Animal Crosser

One who plays the video game Animal Crossing, consistently, to the point that it takes over almost all aspects of his/her life.

One who is an Animal Crosser might say...
"Wow i just won the bug off! Now my life is complete!"

by Katrinacoff January 23, 2014

animalistic beauty

The proper term used to describe women with large breasts, wide hips, and a big ol' butt (OOOOHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!) This is because of her childbearing advantages over tighter-bodied women, which is animalistic male sexual attraction.

Guy 1: I don't know, man. She's got a cute face, but she'd be the biggest girl I've ever been with.
Guy 2: I think you should pork her anyways. She's got that animalistic beauty.

by MrFantasy422 March 13, 2014

anime rack

perfectly big and round breasts that look like anime breasts

woah she totally has an anime rack

by jinglebob13 July 28, 2015

Anime

A Japanese cartoon, also favorited in other countries, and dubbed / subbed in other languages.

Person : What is anime?
Anime Fan : Well, It is mainly just Japanese cartoons mostly about high school, fighting, and magic. You should watch it!

by Extonix August 18, 2018