Christmas Eve Day

n. Oxymoronicly named period alluding to the daylight hours prior to Christmas Eve. Quite an acceptable coinage despite the objections of some opinionated pedants. An alternate etymology comes from the traditions of the Armenian Orthodox church which speak of the Bethlehem innkeeper's wife, Evangelina, who convinced her husband to allow Mary to give birth in their stable. A feast day in her honour was declared on the day preceding Christmas. Christmas Eve Day, a time for quiet contemplation and fasting, is still celebrated in Asia Minor and much of Central Alberta.

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What are you planning for Christmas Eve Day?

I thought I'd stock up on diet coke and pizza for tomorrow.

Well watch out for the language police!

by gnostic1 December 27, 2011

Christian Coalition

to ignore the constitutional foundation of seperation of church and state

pat roberson blamed 9/11 on gays and abortionists...never forget,never forgive

by last angry man July 23, 2004

Chrome Dart

A person who spends time drinking heavy amounts of vodka and tries to convince you they know what they're talking about.

DRUNK: "I'm a zombie and I will punch you in the butt with my middle finger and it'll bleed"

SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"

DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"

SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"

by Zafire June 21, 2004

chronicized

to make chronic, addictive, serious.

" I've chronicized my Bioshock habbit."
" all they need is a multiplayer, perhaps Bioshock 2?"

by Prophint December 9, 2007

chrib

One's home church; an amalgamation of church and crib (one's home)

That church is my chrib

by maximize_me April 21, 2009

Chrismahanukwanzaa

A combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.

A: Merry Christmas!
B: I dont celebrate Christmas.
A: Well happy Chrismahanukwanzaa. Now stop being a downer, I'm clearly just trying to spread the good spirit of the holidays, douche.

by Theres a hole in my chest December 18, 2008

Christmas Grief

The sadness you feel inside of yourself for not getting what you wanted after you've opened your presents.

Guy 1:"Whats wrong dude? You look like you've been hit by a brick."
Guy 2:"No, it's just Christmas Grief."

by Osmoses_Jones December 22, 2008