sloppy gillapi

when one disposes fecal matter into a cup and smears it onto another persons mouth.

"I'm about to give you a sloppy gillapi."
"Remember that time they gave that kid with the long blond hair a sloppy gillapi at that party after he got that carrot shoved up his ass, that was so funny."

by Dave Gregerson April 18, 2008

sloppy momjobs

Unbelievably full, jiggly pendulous breasts that some women get from childbirth.

Man, I was never really attracted to Maya Rudolph. But ever since she got knocked up, her sloppy momjobs are giving me a boner.

by momjobber October 18, 2010

sloppy bird

someone who eats microwave diarrhea

"that sloppy bird smells like microwave diarrhea"

by microurban March 19, 2012

sloppy status

The act of updating your Facebook status from a mobile device when you are too drunk to spell or make sense

Sorry I was really drunk last night so just ignore my "sloppy status" update.

by Promogirl March 14, 2009

Sloppy joe

When you do anal and you have poop all up on yo dick and you put it innetween a middle aged woman's breast

Jacobs mom got sloppy joed by Tate after a long night in the fields

by Sxfvhnk1100 July 10, 2016

sloppy journalism

To furiously ejaculate all over your notes for class and still hand it in. Spunk and all.

Man my Professor was being such a herb about how the format had to be. Instead I gave him some sloppy journalism. See how he likes that.

by Alan Lickman April 14, 2015

sloppy flowerpot

The act of pooping on a girls vagina during her period cycle than watering it down with a good piss

Your a good gardener girl. Do you want to to come over later and I can give you a sloppy flowerpot

by Buckfucker May 11, 2015