Men💅🏻

It is a word used typically on social media sites such as tiktok where users comment “men💅🏻“ whenever they see a male doing a stupid thing, acting overly emotional or just saying non sensical shit

(Except it’s not an overreaction from females, it’s just the truth that MOST males are almost the same)

Random female in comments: "men💅🏻"

by Yomommacute_24 May 8, 2023

Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Mens reserve

Any deoderant gel mixed with the fuel in your gas tank.

Add multiple deoderants like 10 into a bucket and mix with cologne, gasoline, or heated oils,
Add shaved soap and add mixture to a glass bottle. Top with "firecracklar" rolled with ductape and glue with firecracklar in neck of bottle compressed. Total cost $10.00

Dont mess with the mens reserve.

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

Big oily men

Big oily men is epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I got him like robux and stuff so he was really happy. But than Kyrie Irving basketball got robux more.

(Sarah is a stupid rtad noob)

Kyrie: I have lots of robux
Sarah: Shut up retard
Kyrie: Among usssssssss
Sarah: bye see you later
Kyrie:ok bye
Sarah: Big oily men i like

by BasketballSoCoolKyrie7BumBum!! May 14, 2023

Men

People who think they are but the whole plate is still there

Men are so gross ew

by a k May 16, 2023

crispy men

A man just out the fryer, so yummy, so young, so… good…

Girl 1: woah! Look at those men!
Girl 2: yeah, I wonder what their names are.
Girl 3: crispy men. They are just like McDonald’s fries.
Girl 2:fat bitch.

by Gooeybeans July 5, 2023

Weak Men

We're all about taking responsibility... But only until it's time to blame weak men for the state of society. Weak men 'blame excuses' and 'Strong men' blame 'Weak men.' Lead me better fuck-face! What are you doing up there? Why aren't you leading us to the promised land?

Hym "So... Let me get this straight... It's my job or role... To get strong... So I can do the thing... That the current strong men are SUPPOSED to be doing... But are either NOT DOING or FAILING to do... Because the strong version of me will, I don't know, lead better than the current strong version of YOU? I'm supposed to 'learn a skill' and clean your shit clogged toilets instead of complaining about the state of society... While YOU complain about the state of society... For money... And weak men are to blame for the state of society? Perfect. That's deliberate. I take full credit. I'm glad I could be directly responsible for the suffering of others. Enjoy. Enjoy the suffering. I know I will. I'll be playing Mortal Kombat."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2023