Armed teachers

Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.

Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024

Lanor Teacher

Does not give 2 shits about their students and are mostly comprised of shitty twerps looking for a reason to legally TORTURE children, they also would sacrifice their students for fucking cup of coffee, the gym teacher talks slow as fuck, 90% of the teachers and bald pedo's and have no life. They are degenerates in the form of a adult.

man this "Lanor Teacher" is so good: no one EVER
Im So happy that I got this exact "Lanor Teacher": also no one ever

by Sporkk May 8, 2024

English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late

Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”

by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024

Vegan Teacher

Vegan Woman who rants on people for liking non vegan food. Why? It's just food. Basically your vegan-traditional food. Vegan Teacher often makes fun of people who disagrees with her. Seriously? A 30 year old vegan posting unfunny vegan content? Please, can someone stop her?

Eat your vegetables. What this means is that Vegan Teacher tells you to eat vegan food such as vegetables, egg, fish, and all that stuff.

by Carlito 💵 February 3, 2025

Chinese teacher

1 Often a woman or man who lets you off even if you forget to bring things or doesn't listen on lessons. 2 But their lessons are extremely boring and they are often communists and loves China.

1
Student A: Phew that Chinese teacher let me off fucking hell, man.
Student B: The fuuckkk?? The Spanish teacher just gave me a H- for breathing! I didnt even know that was possible!!!
2
Chinese teacher: China is a good country blah blah blah
5 hours later...
Chinese teacher: Plays Chinese national anthem

by Dabookwyrm February 17, 2026

Bald Teacher

A lot of teachers are like this, some are named Kevin, some are named fart head. We love them

You are my favorite bald teacher

by AndersonBaird67 March 13, 2026

Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025