The Steve Urkel

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and he purposely tries to insert his penis into her anus and then pretends it was an accident by exclaiming "Hehe, Did I do that?" in the same manner that television character Steve Urkel would do when he made a mistake or was caught being a nuisance.

Did you hear that Kyle pulled The Steve Urkel on Tonya last night when they were having sex?

by deebee007 November 8, 2019

Pineapple Steve

The annoying pineapple who surprisingly looks like the Minecraft character Steve. It's pretty easy to imagine if you've seen the annoying orange before. It's a pineapple with steves face.

Wow, it's a wild Pineapple Steve living in my basement, I already feel annoyed.

by DonkeySandwhich May 14, 2020

Simple Steve

Doesn't care about much and is very selfish, will borrow money and never pay it back. Usually short in stature and never works out.

I loaned John $100.00, but ill never get it back because he's a Simple Steve.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 10, 2020

Bulimic Steven

Sexual intercourse performed in the missionary position, wherein the male (top) vomits directly into the woman's mouth upon reaching climax.

Dude, I totally pulled a Bulimic Steven on Hot Kristie last night...she ate that shit right up!

by Bruce, Borg and J-Flo March 15, 2008

Steve-Jitsu

Steve-Jitsu is a martial art that focuses on shooting your opponents in the face with a firearm while they perform their martial art acrobatics. Founded in 2009 while camping in Kelso Park, Steve-jitsu is based on multiple schools of Street-Jitsu and Bustacapinyoface-Jutsu.

Karate Practioner: Steve-Jitsu is no match for Karate!

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: oh yeah? show me.

Karate Practioner: *starts performing his acrobatics*

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: *pulls out his firearm and shoots his opponent in the face*

Lesson: Firearm > 20 years of martial arts.

by Steve-jitsu July 14, 2009

Steve

The best person you would ever want to meet. When you see him and his cute, shiny brown eyes you forget all your troubles and you would never forget him. Even when you are depressed he will put a smile on your face. Steve loves soccer and would always be the goalie he would never be sad. If someone leaves him he will still Have joy in him. He would always give you attention and would never talk in arude voice . He would always... make ANYONE happy. A cute 16 old boy the cuttest, nicest Person ever.

Steve just passed by me and gave me a high-five.

by Radiatsiya March 15, 2017

steve

A big gay bag of dicks

That steve is a steve

by hgfioljouijl April 16, 2019