The act of someone poking, stabbing, shanking, hugging, or remotely touching you as a surprise. Having to squeek followed by a small giggle afterwards as such the "Pillsbury Dough-boy/girl" status.
After not seeing him for a few weeks, I surprised glomped him- turning out he was the wrong person; he still Squeegled anyway.
by AngelenaLuu January 25, 2008
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Try to keep in mind this phrase means your MAIN squeeze, NOT the boyfriend/girlfriend you squeeze every once in a while!!
by stimpy October 16, 2003
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by A guy named John October 15, 2003
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Get the squeezer mug.A holiday dish consisting of a squid stuffed with beef. Invented in the noble tradition of the turducken.
Mom had the squid fully prepared. All she had to do now was stuff it with beef and put it in the oven for 3 hours, and the holiday Squeef would be done.
by Krigsstev November 11, 2005
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The male scissor.
The male scissor.
by Jailhouse Nancy April 3, 2008
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