Weed-Speed

Adj- Not being able to tell how much time has passed while under the influence of marijuana.

Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?

Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.

by WrathTheStampede April 16, 2011

W Speed

Joke people make mocking the videos that feature speed being a "W Streamer" Exaggerating things he does in the clip ironically.

Speed Drinks water

W Speed ❤️ 🩹

by sammynirvana September 19, 2025

Speed

A stimulating chemical substance Tom Cruise is addicted to.

"I feel the need...the need for speed!"

by Lil Trash March 24, 2023

Speed bump

When a girl has a big ass

She got a SPEED BUMP!

by Donald Trump7458 February 27, 2017

speed

that one mad black guy who dose stupid shit like set a firework in his house. he also barks like a dog.

you. Hey speed
Speed. *Bark* sui

by rdtfyuihyguioiuygf8jyh76u7gtbi November 29, 2023

speed trudge

n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder

1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!

by facespacer August 24, 2008

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021