Soft

Opposite of hard

Someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.

“Dude, SMD! I won’t get in that cage even though the Padres won in 4. I’m soft!”

by ZTerm October 18, 2022

soft surf

A term made up by nastia that does not exist.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
"Ohh, it's actually soft serve"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024

Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

Soft Start

A Soft Start is when you put the penis in to your chosen orifice before it is completely hard.

I drank too much whisky last night and had to soft start with my girl.

by pseudonymshmoodonym April 4, 2020

super-soft

Smoething that is at the same time super exciting and Delfin but also soft and quieting.

A fan: How do you find Spinetta's ascending and descending chord in the Socios del Desierto double album?
A Delfin: Super-soft.

A fan: How was the freestyling last night?
A coral: Super-soft.

by orionauts February 27, 2020

Soft Serve

(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.

I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!

by Nidorak March 7, 2018

Soft Launch

When you start dropping hints for an excuse you’ll use later to get out of something

My friend is soft launching that he can’t come tonight because unprompted, he keeps mentioning he has a headache this morning

by RR25320 September 11, 2025