Shit Bomb

A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !

Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!

Shit Bomb by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018

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Shit-Head fly

An American insect species uniquely equipped to identify dishonesty, corruption and politically deranged individuals at THE MOST opportunistic time, exploiting and exposing their underlying derisive motivations.

Hey, did you watch the Pence/Harris debate last nite?
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.

Shit-Head fly by YAWA October 8, 2020

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Shit Kink Alley

The name of the sexiest, funniest, hottest group.

Dude check Shit Kink Alley I asked a question!

Shit Kink Alley by ghostisannoying March 18, 2021

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Shit my purse

Shit my purse is when you shit yourself but you catch your shit with your butt before it ends up in your pants.

The other day, I farted really bad and I thought « I just shitted in my pants » but I was really happy to find out that I’ve only shit my purse.

Shit my purse by Ariannesugar April 8, 2021

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shit-ton

Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.

Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.

shit-ton by WallyFro March 10, 2003

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Shit Tard

A person who is just plain out a fucking retard, who also probably eats shit for lunch. . .

Jacob: Dude Tyler you want to go eat shit for lunch today?

Tyler: Your such a shit tard.

Shit Tard by Douglas S November 23, 2006

Shit hit the fan

Basically, this is when emotions break loose and people get hurt. A literal meaning would be that shit gets on everybody due to the intrinsic nature of the fan.

"I found out my brother was sleeping with my wife, and that's when shit hit the fan."

Shit hit the fan by Define Please June 14, 2016

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