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Cunt Energy

During the time when Artificial Intelligence makes all jobs obsolete, all those cunts that were tired at the end of the day because they used to work long hours now have all this excess energy from not having any work to do, so they use this cunt energy to be more cunt-ish. Despite a period of abundance and universal basic income a cunt still can't help being a cunt and will still be a jealous angry asshole. The energy that these work displaced cunts have is referred to as Cunt Energy.
Bro, take that cunt energy you have from having nothing to do and fuck off.

Dude, try focus your cunt energy on something other than being a cunt.

I know you have nothing to do now except drink coffee and talk shit, but your cunt energy is annoying, find something that fulfills you.
Cunt Energy by Alknowsbest March 14, 2026
Acronym for : When I Get Younger.

Biological aging will soon be classified as a disease rather than a symptom by the FDA. Billions of dollars are being spent on finding a cure for aging. Most predictions are that we will have a solution to the problem by 2040 at which time we will stop and even reverse aging. At this time, people will talk about the future in terms of when they get younger just like people talk about when they get older today. The term WIGY will be commonly used and understood to mean When I Get Younger.
I’ve been thinking about WIGY and starting a new career.

Can’t wait to get myself a WIGY girlfriend.

What are your WIGY plans ?
WIGY by Alknowsbest November 8, 2021
A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !
Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!
Shit Bomb by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018

Search engine 

A search engine is a woman who has everything you are looking for in her
‘Buddy, That chick is a search engine !’, ‘what do you mean ?’
‘Man, she has everything I’m looking for in her’
Search engine by Alknowsbest January 14, 2018