Masturbation

The activity of mastering how to bait a fish. /s

Jim: Hey Johnny, I'm going to the lake to masturbate, care to join me?
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!

by The Takahashi Brothers August 27, 2021

Masturbation

That thing whats girls will never tell you they do it everyday too like you. Do not lie. Everyone knows you doing right now too. Just stop it for a min.

"I never masturbate cause it's deleting memory. I read it like a half year ago... or 3 months? I can't remember.... masturbation (I have to write it to submit this help😁)

by NeverMasturbates April 4, 2019

masturbed

the feeling of being disturbed while walking in on someone masturbating

just walked in on trevor beating his meat, i’m masturbed.

by anonymous July 19, 2022

Masturbate

The act of stroking your hard aroused dick back and forth until it releases cum and you get an orgasm, also a mess.

James saw as Jenny walked into the classroom, her perfect ass shaking up and down gave Jimmy a nervous arousal. He tried getting it down but it only got harder with each touch. Jenny walked over a few desks away from him which made his cock pop right out of his pants. He tried frantically tucking it back in but it was too late as Jenny had seen it. She got closer to him and took off her bra while turning around and placing her ass on James's desk, just inches away from his rock-hard member. At this point he couldn't take it anymore and started to masturbate wildly while rubbing it against Jenny's buttcheeks which revealed a pink thong. By now the entire class had noticed but he couldn't care less and was just a few strokes away from orgasm. Finally he moaned as he released shots upon shots upon shots of hot sperm as the entire class was left astonished. Snapping back to reality he noticed Jenny covering her mouth with her hand in shock while all dressed and never took off anything or was showing her ass and had realized he had imagined the whole thing. He frantically ran for the bathroom as the entire class was left speechless.

by EpicBoi47 October 13, 2022

masturbate

A man grabs his dick and strokes back and forward to pleasure himself

Did you know that Andrew loves to masturbate

by 2swagggrrr November 5, 2021

Religious Masturbation

Religious Masturbation.

Speaking about the supposed superiority of your religion, for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off to other members of that religion.

A religious leader preaching to the saved

Etymology: the religious counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but doesn’t accomplish anything in the end.

The preacher gave a nice example of religious masturbation; a preaching about conversion to the saved

by Lyreluthier October 15, 2019

Masturbation

What 100% of men do and can’t go more than two days without doing it.
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...

Masturbation is the polite way of saying that you fucked yourself.

by Biden is a dick April 21, 2021