Lady log

When a lady takes a ladylike shit.

Nadine left a lady log in my toilet. Awww.

by JStet July 25, 2021

god log

Taking a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front yard.

by gdawgW March 19, 2016

ghost logging

Its when you play DayZ, and log off in the middle of a fight, generally when in cover so the other player is still hunting for you, but wil never find you

(player 1 and his friend see player 2, and starts shooting)
(player 2 jumps behind a rock and logs off)
player 1: "Come on out!"
player 1's friend: "Don't bother, he's ghost logging"

by Blazingscout April 12, 2014

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

Lincoln log

A Foursome 69 where two members lie on the floor parallel to each other and the other two member position themselves over top them in a planking position. All face to genitalia, staking like Lincoln logs.

Tony: Stacy and I want to invite you and Amanda to Lincoln log tonight, you in?
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.

by Stair_Breaker November 12, 2019

Moore’s Log

Can be loosely defined as the inverse of Moore’s Law: Increase in investment/time/resources/effort leads to incremental advancements. (Can be described by a log curve)

Moore’s log can be seen in the development of autonomous cars. The investments into autonomous driving and the resulting advances are explained by Moore’s Log.

by iamtheword December 8, 2020

log time

When a couple spends time in the county with a campfire of logs, having copious amounts of sex

Honey, let's have some log time this weekend.

by Tom4775i April 14, 2016