John Ramboing

to John Rambo; killing large amounts of people fast

I was John Ramboing in battle.

by Cheeto Bag July 16, 2009

John Roblox

*monke noises*

HAHA JOHN ROBLOX MONKE ZERO TWO AOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOOAOAAO

by Th33 May 21, 2021

John Mastodon

The bravest and richest of humans. Works on teleportation for everyone and world peace. The inventor of Mastodon. Started out as a hungry child on the south pole, worked his way up in the world to become the richest man in the universe, later married to Joan Mastodon, the richest person in the universe. Only rides electric bikes. Has a pet frog named Thomas.

John Mastodon saved the world with his teleporting tech

by Marin Fowler December 19, 2022

The John Feeling

A state of being one feels when they're immensely stressed, anxious, lazy, or exhausted. This is usually derived from school related things and activities, like low grades, but can involve anything ranging from something as basic as sleeping to even the most questionable idiosyncrasies. Often, one will feel powerless to change the outcome until the event transpires.

John: Kek I just skipped two of my 3 total college classes because I slept in from playing FO76 all night.

Jeremy: I guess you got the John Feeling John!

by bighairedman62 November 19, 2019

john wei

this person is big, I mean BIG, like a horse.

john wei collapsed my genitals because he's so enormous/BIG.

by Big Thiccccccc Sexual John Wei August 12, 2018

john doe

The username edgy people use to have no identity like a big big hacker..

Look at this john doe looking ass.

by JMS FANPAGE June 30, 2021

John Morris

A dumbass racist white dude with crooked teeth.

Look a John Morris smoking pole

by Random dick weed June 14, 2019