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Fire Job

The act of completely covering your partners genitals in lighter fluid, or other fuels and proceeding to ignite them via lighter, mitch or flame thrower. After your partners genitals are fully engulfed in flames you procced to put them out (however your partner likes it) with potatos, prefferable luke warm sweet potatos mashed. Your partner will experence emence amoutns of pleasure from this act.
Jill: hey what are you doing tonight Max

Max: nothing but i got some sweet potatos left over from thanks giving

Jill: o are u thinking what im thinking

Max: O yea baby cakes, Fire job.
by Fireman123 December 21, 2008
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Floppy Jordan

The act of receiving a handjob with a flaccid penis
Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...

"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "

Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.
by Sadke June 17, 2013
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Impractical Jokers

A hidden camera TV show that contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong friends (Joe Gatto, Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray, Sal Vulcano) who compete to embarrass each other in front of random people who do not know that they are on a TV show.
Sal: "I... don't...like you."
Person: "Excuse me?"
Sal: "You are on a hidden camera show called Impractical Jokers!"
by kue serabi September 12, 2017
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Carl Johnson

A fool that picked the wrong house.
by figgernaggot101 April 2, 2019
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a series of Manga that revolves over a family who have have a Jo in the first name and Jo in the last. Craziness ensues. Also, vampires, steamrollers, and magic guardians.
Dio Brando: So, Jotaro. I finally figured out a way to kill you!
*TAKES OUT A HELL OF A LOT OF KNIVES*
Your death will be more gruesome than Joseph's!
ZA WARUDO!

That's Basically how part 3 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure went down.
by BobDoleX2 February 21, 2007
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joey birlem

joey birlem is the hottest guy in the world. he also has over 1.3 million followers on instagram user: @joeybirlem
"omg joey birlem is so hot omg yum"
by australianjoey November 27, 2017
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john wick

Fuckin killing somebody, and everything they love for messing with your dog.

Comes from the movie John Wick where an ex-assassin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.
Person 1: That lady tried to smack my dog.
Person 2: wtf? For real?
Person 1: Yea I was about to go John Wick on her ass.
by T-money January 24, 2015
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