New jersey finger shake

When a girl gets fingered then shits into a cup after she squirts into the shit filled cup it is blended up then consumed by a nigger

Hey i think she just did a New jersey finger shake

by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2021

New Jersey - Part 2

If you haven't seen part 1, go look at it it's on my profile. Anyways here's another around 1500 characters of my 5178 character fucking essay on how amazing New Jersey is because the definition character limit is 1500 characters. Here goes (i don't backtrack, this is all the writing that comes after the new york one, I don't backtrack not one bit.) - or "california is infiltrated by influencers who would wanna live there?" or "no one gives a shit about your state it's cold as fuck and the only thing good about you is seafood, plus you're fat because your weight is high because MASS-achusetts - Science Nerd 2763" or "new york is just a place to live with 10 roommates and ruin your life". We have the USA Ambassador to Burkina Faso and Benin, we have the guy who designed the MLB logo, we have Tom Cruise, we have Shaquille O' Neal, we were home to FUCKING THOMAS EDISON (hence the city, Edison), we have Richard Nixon, Queen Latifah, Paul Rudd, Grover Cleveland, Frank Sinatra, Martha Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Zach Braff, Thomas Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez, Ray Liotta, John Amos, Dennis Boutsikaris, Benjamin Burnley, Lou Costello, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Baker, Judy Blume, MERYL FUCKING STREEP, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Bud Abbott, and a whole lot more that won't fit in the character limit. Check my profile for part 3 I promise it's up because these were all written and posted within the same 10 mins.

New Jersey is the most amazing state with good tomatoes bagels pizza etc.
That's the end of New Jersey - Part 2 part 3 is up on my profile go look it IS there i promise you.

by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022

bunch of jerks

The NHL ice hockey team Carolina Hurricanes, as called by Don Cherry, the Canadian hockey writer and commentator, in 2019. The team became known for performing crazy post-game celebrations during the 2018/2019 NHL season.

These guys, to me, are jerks. They’re still not drawing fans. And I’ll tell you one thing: They better not do this in the playoffs. I know the rest of the people, all the broadcasters are afraid to say something … I know what I’m talking about. You never do anything like that. They’re still not drawing fans. They’re a bunch of jerks, as far as I’m concerned.

by Ostříž March 5, 2019

Emerson New Jersey

A really small and shitty town that is so depressing that people can’t even go 2 miles without leaving it because it is smaller than my thumb

Don’t you dare go to Emerson New Jersey.

by WilburSoot5000 March 23, 2021

jerks

all boys are jerks..
we're always there when you need us,
but where are you when we need you?

the san marino boys. dont give shit about ANYTHING

by ch0wstA May 21, 2004

New Jersey

Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.

New Jersey is a kickass state, the haters should shove it.

by Matt0912 July 21, 2009

The College of New Jersey

A college, formerly known as Trenton State, located in Mercer County, New Jersey that has changed it's name to the original name of Princeton University while also ripping off Princeton's logo. The faculty and staff will repeatedly refer to TCNJ as one of the top colleges in the nation alongside Princeton, Harvard, Yale, etc... to the point where they are almost as snobby as the people from Princeton. This is to create a false sense of elitism. The faculty is full of a bunch of locals that don't want to leave the area. In reality, TCNJ is community college that has turned into a wanna be Ivy League school.

1. Many of the top Universities, such as Harvard, Yale, Princeton, MIT, Cal Tech, and The College of New Jersey only accept the best students.
-any moronic TCNJ professor

2. A 3.0 at Rutgers Unversity means a hell of a lot more than a 4.0 at The College of New Jersey.
-Edward W. Castner Jr. PhD

3. If you refer to The College of New Jersey as Trenton State, the staff will crucify you.

by Blee September 28, 2005