That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.

Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose

by JordanNHS September 16, 2017

Ass sparrow goose

Preetty sure its a vegetable

“AayO mayne pass the Ass sparrow goose”

by YeahItsStolen May 24, 2025

Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.

My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.

by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017

goose

Someone of higher importance or superiority.

The government consists of goose after goose, year after year.

by Tad bit Mad April 22, 2019

goose

Those things that are in Adam's bed. Large birds.

"Ouch, not the Golden Geese!" cried Adam.

by Yellowsnow March 9, 2004

silly goose

when you are being an annalise

you silly goose (annalise)

by awgag June 1, 2024

Clapping the Goose

To vigorously masturbate.

"I caught ol' Nick in their clapping the goose after hours in the employee bathroom."

by Goose-Grappler-27 January 18, 2019