Waste of a face

Someone who is hot, but also a jerk.

Deb: Wow that guy is a 10, it's too bad he's punching his own grandma.

Rose: Yeah that guy is a really waste of a face.

by MollDoll87 July 18, 2010

Shammer faced

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.

by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009

septer face

A girl who is attractive in all aspects, except her face. (sept-her-face). Like a girl with a hot bod, but ugly face. See also butterface

From the back, Jen looked hot, but when she turned around it was clear she was a septer face.

by Nika April 18, 2005

biggest face

The term given to a munter (ugly person) when weight is also factored.

Ben has the biggest face

by Clara-Munt April 27, 2009

Face drape

The female teabag: When a girl squats over someone and puts her cunt lips right over your face.

Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.

Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.

Damm Dude! The chick totally face draped you! Nasty

by WSIX January 17, 2011

the "shit" face

the awful churn of your face (and stomach) when you walk into a bathroom stall of a crowded bathroom right after the stall user before you's lunch was from an undercooked chinese place...
-or the look on your face after realizing the Chinese food was undercooked, and now passing its way down your esophogus :)

"Dude, it was awful I went into the Walmart bathroom today and was lucky to finally get a stall, but I didn't realize how unlucky I was. Man I almost lost my lunch after smelling that women's stomach contents. you shoulda seen the "shit" face.

by female:mbrown December 22, 2008

FACE LIFE

When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.

Sample 1

Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?

Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.

Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!

Sample 2

Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.

Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.

by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011